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Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
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alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
by Man hole March 9, 2020
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Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020
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colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.
Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.
by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022
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Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.
Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.
by Steve4051 June 27, 2025
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.
Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.
OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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