Noober

A comparative word used to describe the noobiousness of a given object.

Have you ever met a scuba diver noober than an Uber driver?

by Wubblu June 26, 2018

Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.

"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"

by IrishJock May 5, 2010

uber noober

A sucky noob that constantly uses the noob combo because he sucks with everything else.

I just owned that uber noober so bad his mom felt it in my bedroom.

by mc_glow October 1, 2005

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

noobery

~noun: 1. The act of being total n00b.
2. The actions of an unskilled allied clownpenis that leaves you and teammates dead in an online video game.

Player1: Omfg he didn't heal me once.
Noob: LOL SRY I HAD BOSS TARGETED LOLOLOL
Player2: His pure noobery is going to get us all killed.

by Whathappen November 8, 2007

Nooberton

A person who is new to something

Katelyn T your such a nooberton

by Katelyn_is_nooberton November 13, 2018

Power Nooner

The act of mid-day sex prescribed to induce a power nap.

My wife is home and I have a long lunch so I think I'll take a Power Nooner.

by YoMomAnDems October 14, 2016