mega dank nooner 

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

mega dank nooner by Professional squid September 24, 2020

Super mega dank nooner 

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie

Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

Super mega dank nooner by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020

nookielear fallout 

When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.

Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.

nookielear fallout by jethrojones December 12, 2007

noogie 

A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.

"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"

noogie by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004

nookie 

One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.

Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"

nookie by The Shadling September 2, 2017

nookie napkin 

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

nookie napkin by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

Jobbie Nooner 

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.

Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?

Jobbie Nooner by steveweree June 28, 2010