nonosecond

The amount of time between when the light turns green and the guy behind you blows his horn.

I'm outa here in a nonosecond!

by barfle December 27, 2008

Ninoshka

a type of pineapple. extremely funny and purdy :\

wow that is one lucky guy to be hugging a ninoshka.

by bee :O March 22, 2011

Noosh Jar

Noosh Jar is a term meaning a jar full of vegetable oil. The term was created when someone mispronounced the acronym NOS meaning Nitrous Oxide System. Nitrous is made of vegetable oil, giving the term Noosh its definition. Jar was added onto the word Noosh later because of similarities to the term Douche Bag. Noosh Jar is generally used as a substitute of the insult Douche Bag.

"Ryan has always been a Noosh Jar"

"Why are you being such a Noosh Jar? Stop it!"

by 7894561233545 December 30, 2009

nonshit

Something that is complete nonsense and such unbelievable bullshit that your only explanation for it is such.

Having no ability to prove your self worth.

Can you believe the nonshit the sex ed teacher tried to feed us today about premarital sex?!

Pamela is such a nonshit nobody! I seriously doubt she'll ever amount to a thing.

by Mikyn October 13, 2009

nooshie

Something that looks the business but really does fuck all.

"Sarah, said that her new phone is great but it doesn't really do as much as she expected."

"That not surprising, that phone is just a nooshie."

by TempyIncursion August 27, 2011

Noosh

Noosh- can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, basically anything
A Noosh is anything you want it to be.

A noosh can be used instead of any word.

“Suck my noosh” said Hannah.

“Hey, my nooshes” said LuLu, to her friends.

“My mom is such a noosh” said Di.

by Penclaire July 14, 2018

Noosh

the best people in the whole wide world. there are only two of these people. they are madly in love. hi bubba! xxxx

i love my noosh.

by getchaheadinthegame March 30, 2009