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nonshit schnitzeled 

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

Ninshitsu 

The art of taking a shit in a public restroom without being detected, similar to ninjutsu.
When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.
Ninshitsu by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015
Who's this little nobshit?
Nobshit by J C S Newin June 25, 2017

noshitgivery 

An attitude or an ongoing process denoting general lack of concern for certain events or people involved. A noun derived from the commonly used verbal construct "to give no shit".
Dude, i'm outta here... fed up with all the noshitgivery going around!
noshitgivery by Harley Keen February 28, 2015

NonShutTheFuckUpItis 

A disease that many people suffer from which cause the inability to SHUT THE FUCK UP
Person with NonShutTheFuckUpItis:man you are absolute dog water, lost like Atlantis.
Person 2: LISTEN HERE IM NOT SURE YOU’RE AWARE BUT IT SEEMS YOU HAVE A CASE OF NONSHUTTHEFUCKUPITIS
The exclamation of bullshit in regards to the Super Luigi Bros. character Nanbit.
"This is absolute nanshit!"
nanshit by Misstarry February 6, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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