nonshit 

Something that is complete nonsense and such unbelievable bullshit that your only explanation for it is such.

Having no ability to prove your self worth.

Can you believe the nonshit the sex ed teacher tried to feed us today about premarital sex?!

Pamela is such a nonshit nobody! I seriously doubt she'll ever amount to a thing.

nonshit by Mikyn October 13, 2009

nonshit schnitzeled 

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.

Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

nonshit schnitzeled by el capitano! October 4, 2018

Ninshitsu 

The art of taking a shit in a public restroom without being detected, similar to ninjutsu.

When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.

Ninshitsu by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015

Nobshit 

Insignificant person

Who's this little nobshit?

Nobshit by J C S Newin June 25, 2017

noshitgivery 

An attitude or an ongoing process denoting general lack of concern for certain events or people involved. A noun derived from the commonly used verbal construct "to give no shit".

Dude, i'm outta here... fed up with all the noshitgivery going around!

noshitgivery by Harley Keen February 28, 2015

NonShutTheFuckUpItis 

A disease that many people suffer from which cause the inability to SHUT THE FUCK UP

Person with NonShutTheFuckUpItis:man you are absolute dog water, lost like Atlantis.
Person 2: LISTEN HERE IM NOT SURE YOU’RE AWARE BUT IT SEEMS YOU HAVE A CASE OF NONSHUTTHEFUCKUPITIS

NonShutTheFuckUpItis by Toaster strudel 5268 March 11, 2021

nanshit 

The exclamation of bullshit in regards to the Super Luigi Bros. character Nanbit.

"This is absolute nanshit!"

nanshit by Misstarry February 6, 2017