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Fatty Noid

Someone who is fat and a nerd at something..
by AreYouGonnaBang'Doe? April 19, 2010
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noiding out

the act of being completely idiotic and paranoid. usually has to do with the use of drugs.
shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!

kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.
by midori modesty February 27, 2011
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Bongolian Butt-noid

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.
My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.
by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010
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spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?
by mabecorp April 25, 2010
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Noids

noids means nut or inmate death streak
by PatManDK July 2, 2019
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noided

1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.

2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."

3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.

4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.

5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."

"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"

"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."

"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."

"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021
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Noid

Noid is a slang used to describe something “funny” or “interesting”, mostly used in the aspect of sarcasm.
Thats so noid!

Straight noid.

Your noid.
by Wnorhmd2 July 29, 2023
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