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Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.
boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino
by NatMc July 26, 2021
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Noemi has a flat chest

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!
by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016
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noemi signore

a beautiful girl who deserves the world and a hot boyfriend. she wants to be rich. she’s gonna be a cool aunt and she will travel the world doing things we don’t write here. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
don’t be a noemi signore, she is unique!
by noemisignore February 19, 2021
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Noemi and elin

Very cool best friends who are funny and bitchy.
They love to hurt people
Who broke Justin’s heart?
Oh that were Noemi and elin to!!
by Thecoolone November 22, 2021
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noemi

a hot mf
dude did you see noemi?
yeah she's hot asf
by noemii May 8, 2022
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noemi

ugly

fat

annoying

dumb

retarded

stupid

dyke

fat ankles

and has soccer feet
ew is that noemi over

yeah i can smell her soccer feet from a mile away
by sara cepale February 27, 2022
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Noemi

noemi an intelligent and sensitive and sometimes shy girl. she loves sweets and being with family. a book and music will change your day. he is unable to close with the past and suffers from depression because of it. a girl very insecure about her physique, not perfect.
noemi, up with life!
by Figlideifiori November 21, 2021
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