noschoolitis

An illness that forbids you to go to school. An excuse to get out of school.

Brian: Why weren't you in school today Joe?

Joe: Dude, I came down with a serious case of noschoolitis

by jondoe11 April 8, 2009

Nobcheesecake

Really stinky nobcheese that's took years to build up and it may be a funny colour and make you unable to seperate your foreskin from your bell-end.

Ewww, fuck i can smell nobcheesecake, RUN!!!

by GodOfSexualFetishes December 5, 2010

notchu

another way of saying "not you"

notchu saying that lmfao

by taylord swift August 6, 2020

Loot-Notch

The notch on a nigger's belt that ACTUALLY holds their pants in the right spot without assistance so they can have both hands free to remove belongings from a location that may not necessarily belong to them.

"Yo, nigga, remember when all them nigga's was lootin' Wal-mart the other day? I was there, nigga! Shit, you know I had to use my loot-notch cuz this nigga had to carry a 32 inch TV!"

by Ghee-Reg September 7, 2014

nonchalant

Seeming to be coolly unconcerned or indifferent.

-- its ALL good. no drama.none of that.

he broke up with me but im nonchalant.

by drill May 20, 2005

Notch in his belt.

An achievement. This phrase is usually used in reference to a man; however, nowadays, just about anything goes, so one may hear it used occasionally in reference to a female. Often times, the achievement tends to be selfish and/or refers to something sexual (though not necessarily).

1. "He does not genuinely love and care about the girl he just had sex with, to him, she is just another notch in his belt."

2. "He is not in love with me; I do not want to have sex with him and be just another notch in his belt."

3. "Do not have sex with him. He might care about you, but at best you two are just friends- he is not in-love with you; do you want to be just another notch in his belt?"

4. "That girl over there- tonight... she will be the next notch in my belt, and then I will move onto the next one."

5. "I am not ready to settle down. I just want to get as many notches on my belt as I can."

by RocketGirl September 3, 2013

Noach

Someone who is a muppet but also awesome. Very relaxed which can lead to an inability to see things when they are staring them in the face. Incredibly funny and intelligent, usually good at sports and other such things. Can perhaps underestimate their own strength leading to injuries of others. Incredibly attractive but also addicted to things such as nutella and whisky.

"I met this guy who's kind of crazy but really funny at the same time but also friendly but very weird..."
"What a Noach."

by tinywalrus April 5, 2013