Tan

Tan will leave you hanging even in the most important of events, he acts smart, but really isn’t. His friends are the ones that keep him productive.

Tan: Sorry but I won’t be able to make it to the prom dance
Gf: I am so done with you, I’m breaking up with you

by Rando77 October 16, 2020

Tan

An enormously agressive word that use to insult your friend!

Don’ be a tan!!

by ShinPark September 14, 2018

Tan

To perform sexual inter course.

Hey man did you tan Summer last night?

by Summer Of Perry’s February 15, 2019

tan

sexual activity involving dark pigmented individuals and light pigmented individuals

"she is about to give him his first proper tan"

"he's been tanning her for years "

by %#*#% May 19, 2006

Tanning

1) A free treatment for depression.

2) A free teeth-whitening treatment.

3) Something amazing people do.

4) Lying in the ♥SUN♥

1) Tanning puts people in a better mood...for free!

2) Tanning will make your teeth look whiter. It will make your skin look darker, which will cause your teeth to look whiter in comparison.

3) "Oh look at that girl--she's tanning!"
"I know, isn't she amazing?"

4) Orion: "Hey what're you up to?"
Me: "Lying in the sun, tanning. I'm gonna die of skin cancer."
Orion: "Yes you are...I fucking hate the sun."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

No Tan

A name for a person that goes on Vacation in the Tropic's and comes back with NO TAN. Because he really never left the bedroom.

"He has NO TAN, from his Vacation because he was squeakin the mattress with his girl."

by wenwin January 15, 2012

Tan

The act of sexual intercourse.

Did you tan her last night?

Yeah I tanned her for hours!

by Dyke lover October 12, 2017