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Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)
My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him
by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022
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lazy loyalty

A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.

Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
"Are these awesome retention numbers real, or is this simply a case of lazy loyalty?"
by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016
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Levin Loyalty

When you break-up with a girl who treated you like crap and cheated on you, and your friends tell you not to talk to her after the break up in order for you to recover, but over the course of five years they themselves hang out with her, despite not being friends with her prior to your break up, and make it seem like she's an innocent party in it all. Their loyalty seems to waiver with the opposing side.
After Pear treated me like garbage, the Levin Loyalty kicked in to make it seem like what she did wasn't all that bad.
by Pear Sucks December 10, 2006
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loyalty royalty

Loyalty royalties is when ur boy gets payouts for hooking u up with the right cusites that produce enough cash for ur boy to get paidout
pudge pays madlee a $100 loyalty royalty cuz madlee hooked pudge up with timmy.
by madlee July 27, 2010
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suburban loyalty

A term used to describe an individual who is only loyal if it benefits them or they are on good terms with the other party. Created by Danny Roberts
Danny: my friend snitched me out to the police so they wouldn't think he did anything

Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty
by D.R.333 August 7, 2019
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text loyalty

When you feel obligated to text someone goodmorning and goodnight everday.
Chelsea: I wanna pass out but I have to text Austin goodnight first.

Jen: Why?

Chelsea: stupid text loyalty

Jen: ofcourse
by cruiserchicka February 22, 2011
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Gun Loyalty

Gun Loyalty (Shooter games) - When playing a shooter game, for example Call of Duty, and your play is negatively effected by loyalty to a particular weapon. Your desire to maintain use of this given weapon, even though a preferable alternative is available to you, will end up getting you killed and ruining your kill/death ratio.
When playing COD Black Ops. Player 1 'I keep going down and I'm out of commando ammo but I don't want to change the weapon because I like the commando'

Player 2 'Change that commando now you're suffering from gun loyalty'
by GreatBonter March 4, 2014
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