The Nigel Thornberry

When a man pleasures a woman only using his nose. The man doing so usually has an abnormally large or pointy nose.

"Dude I gave my girlfriend the Nigel Thornberry last night, I've never heard her climax like that before."

by Red Everest November 20, 2013

neglectolator

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.

New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011

NigelPrime

When you need something faster than Amazon can deliver, Nigel will run out and get it.

I used NigelPrime to get more beer
#NigelPrime for more Ice

by sea net playa August 29, 2018

Nigel Burke

The surgeon on surgeon simulator obviously

Hi Nigel Burke time to kill bob

by Nock norberg May 29, 2019

Damien Nagle

A famous bagel store owner in Madagascar.

Come on guys, let's go to Damien Nagle's Bagles!

by Samuel Tang May 2, 2009

Hot Nigel

A sex act where a person claims they will pull out, yet instead leave their dick in for 3 more pumps after fornication.

3 pumps = 3 years before Brexit

OMG Ross, you can’t just Hot Nigel in me!

by bArnacleBoY333 March 16, 2020

Bubble wrap neglect

when some one throws away bubble wrap with out popping the bubbles.

lil jonny: dad what are you doing with the unpopped bubble wrap
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect

by britnayy January 20, 2007