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Nice Piece

Anything that peaks one interests or gives a man a hard ass cack boner
Brock: Hey bro did you see that bitch at the beach yesterday?

Thomas: Yeah that was a nice piece! I have a fat bone piece ;)
by B-rizzle988888888888 April 22, 2011
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she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004
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she has a nice personality

what you always say about the fat girl
That Katy sure has a nice personality...
by Super Guy February 18, 2004
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Nice Person

when you think some one is cool as a friend or to hang around. but you do not find them sexually attractive.
Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she hot up close?

Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....

Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?

Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.

Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!

Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?

Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?

Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!

Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.

Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!

Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?

Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.

Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?

Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
by Jads September 29, 2008
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genuinely nice people

Go to Canada with a problem, they can help. They are genuinely nice people, after all.
by nicelbackcanadian December 26, 2011
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Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.
Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh
by BigKbenj October 22, 2011
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nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
by Аnоn December 31, 2011
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