Next

Something you yell when you disapprove or dislike something .

person 1: The dinner my mom made last night really sucked . It tasted like fried cat shit .
person 2: NEXT !

by Lollie the Bemused April 2, 2009

next

if you say someone is a next guy, that means that they're an annoying beg and they dont have any value in life. Probably the rudest thing to hear someone say to you.

"yikes you know jason was chatting shit behind your back"
"hes some next guy leave him"

by gosyd12345 February 3, 2022

Next

1)sumfing propa gud
2)sumthing else/diferent

1)ive got sum next jam in da fridge man!
2)We need 2 move on 2 next gyals and next places 2 chill,u get me!?

by me667684 March 14, 2005

Next

Used when you find something or someone annoying, difficult, or overall dissatisfying.

Ex 1: Ugh, coworkers are being bitches today... NEXT!
Ex 2: I have a freaking cold during spring break. NEXT!!

by next3000 July 11, 2010

next

verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace

Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.

Girl, he's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.

by KathMac January 1, 2009

Next next week

Not next week but the week after.

"You actually can come over today because i'm not getting my hair cut till next next week."

by Toomms January 15, 2010

Nexting

Similar to sexting, nexting is the act of sending texts with naked pictures instead of just words. Nexting is used to arouse the receiver, and normally works if the next is hot enough.

Boy #1: Dude, my girlfriend Maya is nexting me!
Boy #2: Holy shit dude show me!
Boy #1: Nah man what are you on, you can't see a naked pic of my girl!

by tanzoro November 22, 2011