new jersey

I pussy lame state that should blow up and give philly a beach cause it aint doin shit for anything
"yo man, new jersey fucking sucks"
"word, thats why i moved to philly"
by jersey_fucking_sicks December 31, 2007
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a shithole located next to Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware. everyone here is an asshole. the entire state is New York City's bitch except for southwestern new jersey its Philly's bitch. Camden has the largest amount of ghetto per square inch in the world, counting africa.
Who is that guy over there with the slicked back hair acting like Tony Soprano?
Must be from New Jersey.
by PANTHERS March 17, 2005
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the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
by nicole February 16, 2005
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Are you from Jersey?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jersey Shore fist pump!
No, people from New Jersey don't do that. It's fake it's a tv show and the people aren't even from New Jersey.
by kittycatxoxo December 12, 2010
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A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.
"No man go in those waters; no man come out"
by Mateo March 01, 2005
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An east coast state that will one day like detach itself from the US; probably because its stink will push it from its spot within the earth. This would be advantageous to PA, as it would have its own shoreline and be rid of most of Jersey's horrible drivers.
PA Driver: "Sorry I'm late. I kept getting stuck behind New Jersey drivers who cut me off, almost crashed into my car, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit.

PA Shore-Lover: "It's awfully nice out; too bad I don't want to go to the shore enough to have to drive an hour through New Jersey."
by Dego Mama July 21, 2005
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dude, new jersey is awesome, i eat lots of vegetables
by ACDCrocksMYsocks November 21, 2004
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