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NEWS

Nipple Erection Without Stimulation. See NHO
Dude... its cold outside. That chick has NEWS.
by amazing gook April 9, 2004
mugGet the NEWSmug.

sword new new

a Chinese internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛" (as a close homophone) meaning "suck my d*ck"
by NotVeryJoe July 3, 2022
mugGet the sword new newmug.

news

Here is the six o'clock North East West South, with Franklin K. Stamford
by BombBomb February 10, 2004
mugGet the newsmug.

news

An advertising medium used by vested interests to push alternative facts to the ignorant masses.

Usually used in order to swing elections to a favored party, or re-enforce an authoritarian regime.
I read in the 'news' today that scientists are all involved in an elaborate left wing conspiracy on the climate change hoax. I've been using it as evidence to shoot down woke inner city latte sipping lefties on social media who are complaining about their towns being covered in smoke and ravaged by bushfires in Australia.
by spaced_ January 5, 2020
mugGet the newsmug.

sword new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛”, meaning vulgarly "suck my dxxk".Like "show show way" or "can can need", it has the same Chinese pronunciation with these irrelevant English words.
-"Sword new new!"
-"Guonan is so xiatou!"
by JIAXINTANG[Infwww] July 5, 2022
mugGet the sword new newmug.

Nannie New New

Zack: Did u get some Nannie New New last night?
Dacc: Yea, some random cougar from chico!
by Dacc January 2, 2012
mugGet the Nannie New Newmug.

New New Orleans

A somewhat derogatory name for the cities of Houston, TX and Baton Rouge, LA due to the mass influx of displaced New Orleans residents after the Hurricane Katrina disaster. The name alludes to the burden these evacuee communities have placed on the infrastructure of said cities. Many use the term to comment on the increased crime and welfare rates in Baton Rouge and Houston.
A friend of mine lives in Baton Rouge. He's hating it in New New Orleans.

You going to the concert in Houston? If you're going down to New New Orleans be sure to bring your body armor.
by Tom H. September 17, 2006
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