Pull a Nelson

The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.

Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."

by James Kroger February 3, 2008

half nelson

Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.

It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.

by Peter Urban May 23, 2006

nelson jones

Fat fucking slob

Nelson Jones is always eating

by Nelsonhater April 11, 2022

Dr Nelson

A equally powerful and refreshing drink made from Admiral Nelson's Spiced Rum mixed with the classic American soft drink Dr Pepper.

Steve: "It's been a long day, I think I'll make myself a Dr Nelson."

by SgtPepperoni December 9, 2012

real nelson

When a person is so annoyed by something so small to the point they become a real Nelson

Man that guy is such a real Nelson, I only brushed shoulders with that guy

by 69 bob March 16, 2021

Connor Nelson

a retard that lives in huntsville alabama and attends buckhorn middle school

I heard that Connor Nelson kid has a small penis

by DeeepSleeep March 21, 2022

Pull a Nelson

Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones

One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.

by Lulzey McLulzster December 21, 2008