neaster

The time between new years and Easter

"Oh, it's 1st march, must be neaster"

by therealasswax January 5, 2024

Nester

When your penis is so small it's 'nesting in your public hair' and is fully hidden.

'Hey, have you seen those naked pictures of Chris going around? He's got a right nester'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024

tempty nester

Household (or co-heads thereof) containing an overabundance of hot females, usually a family which has only produced daughters, who are now in their prime.

They never had any sons. They're tempty nesters.

by TGAP Dad December 22, 2010

rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.

I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.

by ozmatic July 22, 2011

Gav'newster

A massive wild fire consuming forests, homes, and all manner of chaos until finally exhausted and extinguished by volunteer prisoners and illegal immigrants. Occurs mostly in California but may spread to all of America in 2028 and beyond.

The massive Gav'newster burned over 5,000 homes in Pacific Palisades alone last year, and the next one could be even worse!

by CaliKing2000 October 12, 2025