My wife or my sister

The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"

"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"

by sexxxxxxxxxx December 13, 2008

Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga

A predator called big dog big bear lion saying, after finding a nigga.

Big dog big bear lion : Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga.

Nigga: ah shi- *starts running*

Big dog big bear lion : Don't you run from me, lil' nigga.

by Dr. Orange, but nicer December 08, 2022

my ass in my hands

When you’re in a bad situation.

So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.

by joewal June 21, 2022

My g or My G

My g is a friend but My G is a Best Friend

Yo my G or Yo My g.

My g or My G

by BizzarrelyOnAll March 23, 2021

my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 07, 2019

Destroy my pussy not my planet

To destroy someones pussy instead of our planet.

hey! destroy my pussy not my planet!

by bloody hoe December 14, 2019