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im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024
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Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
by itsyab0i April 13, 2017
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Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
by Bignast420 March 7, 2021
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Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.
by Cody5050 May 19, 2023
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