Deaf Musician

A person who's main interest is in music, although they have no true taste in music.

Usually in a very-bad and unknown band, the deaf-musician loves horrible music, but will out-right critisize everything under the sun halfway decent.

Many people believe the deaf musician knows everything about music because the deaf musician is in a band, as the deaf musician recomends bad music, no one will say anything because they believe he is meant to know all.

Most people playing in garage bands.

by Donky January 22, 2005

Mujician

Someone who combines music and magic to entertain.

Penn and Teller frquently use musical instruments in their magic act. They are Mujicians.

by Vanhalo July 10, 2010

Hard musician

When a girl grabs a cd or dvd and hangs it on her hard nipple and gives it a spin.

Wow girl you play that hard musician real tight like Hed Kandi.

by TheSchizo's May 16, 2009

Mugician

A creator of music that is absolutely magical creating an out of this world experience.

"See that Stevie wonder, he is an absolute Mugician, I just don't know how he does it, amazing!"

by Papa G W May 14, 2016

proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.

Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!

by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017

Rock-Hero Musician

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.

Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."

by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010

The Starving Musicians Fund

noun
a local band based in Ipswich, Massachusetts that plays loud alternative-rock songs.

TIMMAYYYYYY

person one: “dude have you been to one of the starving musicians fund’s gigs before? they’re a solid band!”
person two: “yeah they’re litty like a titty.”
person one: “do you follow them on instagram @thestarvingmusiciansfund ?”
person two: “no i’ll do that right now!”

by TheCourtlixGirl October 9, 2018