murf

the code word to describe marijuana to urban pot heads.

word, i just got the sickest murf, lets go smoke that shit.

by dmitv August 26, 2012

murf

a swift jab to the mid section

i threw up after i got murfed

by paolini mc fin March 11, 2007

murf

the opposite of smurf.
a rather large/muscular person.

Damn Ikaika, you wen get all murf!

by Ululani November 8, 2013

murf

a human with fish like qualities

luke - look its murf
joanne - isnt that a fish?
luke - fiiiiiiiiiishy lips

by Poulson June 16, 2005

Murf

Someone who highly resembles Mr.Bean and has deep sexual interests in his younger male siblings. He also has abnormally massive ears and enjoys cursing at teachers and punching innocent women in the face for no reason. He also plays Xbox a bit too much and rapes any male and assaults any female intruders who interupts his Xboxing. Murfs usually spend their times playing 17 straight hours of black ops, subtracting the net sales, fondling with his brother's scrotum or voilently beating up women passers by. Murfs have also starred in popular movies such as Murphy Twitching and Mr.Bean's Holiday.

MURF

by Earl Penisburg February 18, 2011

Murf

a rotting male or female reproductive organ

you stupid murf, your're such a murf,you little murf

by Ethan B. June 23, 2007

murf

murf is a moron and someone that doesnt think before they speak, retard

see murf definition? da da dah

by ptman22 July 21, 2006