morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.

Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.

by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022

Murding

A word you say when you mispronounce the word murdering in the heat of passion.

You could also use the past tense of the mispronounciation: murd.

“Dayum those cats are murding that pigeon”
“Bro I think you meant murdering”
“Oh yeah my bad bro”

“Bro I’m thinking of murding someone”

by MetaProperty December 5, 2022

Murping

It’s when you tangle your balls together and squeeze them as one big ballsack. Like with another person.

Babe, that was some great murping right there. Our balls really felt like one sack.

by Murper1312 June 12, 2023

Morbing

At the ending of Morbius he gets angry and this known as “morbing”

Morbing
“Are you going to morb about it?”

by HamswordJr November 1, 2023

Morbing

To cover your teammates with flowberry fizz in fornite

“Come here dude I’m gonna morb all over you”
“Thanks for morbing on me bro I’m full shilf now”

by Rodneyhhh March 7, 2024

Murting

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened

I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now

by Skibiditoiletfan7 March 16, 2024

Morbing

The act of clawing like a feral beast on your cock untill it bleeds and spews semen

BRO ARE YOU MORBING RIGHT NOW WITH OUT ME!?!?!?!?

by Rellik9001 January 24, 2025