munter

A person whose facial features are so foul that you have been scarred for life by the extremity of their face. Or some one who is completely retarded in the extreme.

A jehovah walks onto my lawn. I would reply gtfo my lawn you fucking munter. he would probably reply: There is no need for these words. To which my response would be: Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt. I dont like you being on my lawn GTFO it and die in a car accident because no one likes you you larry.

by sam morrissey March 25, 2008

munter

Proper ugly bint, too ugly to even do the normal way. Uk slang.

Dave was a munter-shunter, his bird was so ugly he had to do her prison-style.

by duffy December 27, 2003

munter

Retard, thick, spaz, idiot, etc

yeah well you would say that ya munter.

by Loopydoo March 25, 2005

Munter

Var. of minger, used mainly by townies to describe uglier versions of their kind

actual citation
"OK. In order to ensure to the highest degree of certainty that I definitely never ever go to the same uni as you, you HAVE to tell me which ones you are applying to before I do. Then I will be saved from ever having to look at the *MUNTING* face of ol' thicky here"

by anycon October 16, 2003

Munter

An ugly chick/ lacking in beauty/ face as ruff as a dogs arse

1st Guy- "hey check this chick out here.... wait"

2nd Guy- "mate shes a munter"

1st Guy- "ah shit... she looked good from behind"

by beni p February 21, 2008

munterous

Derived from the word 'munter'.

The adjective of the original noun, 'munterous' is a word used to describe someone or something that has munter-like qualities.

Excuse me, sir, your arse is munterous.

by whatdefeck July 31, 2011

Munter

Not only British slang for unattractive woman, but also a german word meaning 'bright' or 'lively'

That munter isn't very munter
fun british slang antonym lively

by penguinss October 16, 2013