Multitasking

Screwing a woman and shooting a bad guy at the same time.

After audiences complained that James Bond movies were getting too long, directors decided that he should start multitasking.

by Bob Sacamano December 11, 2004

multitasking

sitting on the toilet at 2 am breast feeding your baby.

Tyler told his wife that if she was smart she would consider multitasking.

by M White Balls October 8, 2004

multitasking

Driving in two lanes at once on a freeway

There was a traffic jam on Washington St. because a grandma was multitasking.

by multitasker February 19, 2007

Multitasking

When some one farts and sneezes , coughs , laughs at the same time, I own the phrase " multitasking".

Susie laughs and farts at the same time and Matt shouted "hay your multitasking"

by Mctable July 31, 2011

multistalker

A person who manages to stalk more than 3 people at once. Effects may include this person borrowing (and not returning) clothing items, dressing like you and your friends, acting/talking like more than one of your friends (attaining their personality) stealing the inside jokes of you and your friends, following you to places you don't want to be followed (such as the bathroom...and the stall), and being in complete denial when other people hint that they aren't liked. Comes in the form of a younger looking kid, at your age, or any loner. Has no other friends. Isn't noticed until a few weeks after having hung around your group. Seemingly has the ability to appear out of thin air. Manages to follow silently without being noticed for long periods of time, without breathing. Tends to have glasses and a chronic eye twitch.

Oh my god. This chick is such a multistalker. She followed me to the movies, then left half way through to follow my friend to the mall, then went and followed my other friend to dinner with her family. CREEPER!!!!

creeper lurker annoyance

by babehK March 5, 2009

Electronic Social Multitasking

When you receive an instant message, text message, email, or wall post and reply to the sender via another electronic method.

I engaged in electronic social multitasking when George Clooney posted a question on my Facebook wall and I responded to him via instant message instead.

by the macstablishment March 22, 2010

multitasking

having a threesome with two maltese girls

Yo guys I just had this amazing multitasking session with these two fine girls

by amm123 October 1, 2009