multitask

doing more than one thing at once.

It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.

'What happened to your car?'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'

by jimwade December 17, 2009

multitasking

1. To accomplish two or more tasks simultaneously.

2. The act of a CPU concurrently executing two or more interrelated or disassociated job processes.

1. Girls are exceptional at multitasking; they can use chat on Instant Messenger, write emails, surf the internet, talk on their cellular phone, all while applying makeup and talking with their girlfriends about the new boy at school; however, if you ask them an intelligent question their heads will implode.

2. Intel's new CPU with multi-threading allows the processor to multitask without an additional processing core.

by Christopher M. Vanderwall-Brown August 7, 2007

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by weave July 11, 2003

multitaskular

being able to multitask with greatness, multi-talented

I am so multitaskular!!!

by Kelli Gleason December 17, 2005

multitaskable

The ability to multitask, available to be tasked with many
things, (taskable)

Jim must be multitaskable in order to run his business well.

by william rose September 22, 2006

Multitask

Doing something important or serious while jerking off.

While I worked at the suicide hotline, I multitasked a lot.

by mcchris2021 August 27, 2010

Multigasm

Multiple orgasms, from clitoral, vaginal and anal - simultaneously

I multigasmed so hard last night from my god-like mans zombie penis that I fell over fuck drunk.
'I can't feel my legs when I'm with you, but I like it'

by Librarian tendencies August 13, 2017