fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

muff shotgun

1) The act of blowing a hit of marijuana into one's vagina.
2) To shotgun a lady's muff.

"Dude, I got blazed with my girlfriend last night and she let me give her a muff shotgun."

by donnathered January 12, 2014

balloon muff

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.

Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.

by 4/20 February 23, 2008

Stuff her muff

The act of shoving your penis into a women’s vagina.

As a beautiful lady walked by,my good friend Evan whispered to me gingerly “I’d stuff her muff”.

by Hockeydude3344 December 25, 2017

muffburn

A rash or abrasion received on a mans (or womans) tongue, lip, chin, nose, etc... when he/she has given particuarly active oral sex to a girl. Results from continual rubbing on pubic hair, or pubic hair stubble.

guy1: "Dude, what's up with that rash on your lip?"
guy2: "muffburn man-- 2 hours of oral and I got muffburn!"

by yoshi May 5, 2004

Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018