mozza

pretty girl with pretty body with pretty ass which make every guy's dick stand up

el bet deh mozza moot

by mohamed May 14, 2004

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Bell Mozzarella

A cheesy substance found underneath the foreskin.

Bell mozzarella is similar to bell cheddar but less mature.

Bell mozzarella is usually tangy and fish smelling.

Andrew clean your bellend before that Mozzarella turns into cheddar!!!.

My girlfriend loves my bell when it is full of Bell mozzarella.

by Mr bogangles December 7, 2011

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Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 6, 2017

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Mozzletoff

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.

1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"

by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009

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Mad Mozzarella

noun

1) Money or crazy chedda

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.

by A. Quick December 9, 2008

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