Mountain Dew

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.
Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
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Mountain Dew

Most popular soda from PepsiCo (excluding pepsi)
Has the most caffeine allowed in a soda.
Has 5 different flavors. Mt. Dew livewire, Mt. Dew Code red, Mt. Dew Baja blast (sold only at Taco Bell), Mt Dew Pitch Black and Original Mt. Dew. and is now sold in 14 oz cans in a 15 pack, which i think all mt dew lovers are screaming for joy about, to bad its limited edition.
Great for staying up all night at parties, doing homework etc.
Me:I love these new 14 oz cans of mt dew. To bad its a limited edition.

Friend: Ha! I think they will take it back like they say but then all soda will be 14 oz cans.

so the question is will it be limited edition?
by TheKez June 25, 2005
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The dew that forms between a womans Boobs....On a hot summer day or while doing strenuous activities...ie working out, having sex, moving day, having sex, cleaning house,having sex ,Mowing the lawn, cleaning the pool, sex, Cooking, sex or Hiking..Etc..
Wheew... It's so hot in this gym, I oozed out alot of Mountain Dew! Time to hit the showers.

Baby..I really need a shower now..I did all the work to produce all this Mountain Dew!

* Appilicable Only To Big Breasted Women..Little Boobies Need Not Apply or are able to use this word because it would then be politically incorrect..LOL

Mountain Of Breast= Mountain Dew

Small Boobs= Mole Hill Dew
by Smiley One....CCu2 June 17, 2009
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The line of sweat that forms in the middle of boobs.
Girl: Can I have that towel?
Guy: Why?
Girl: Well..from working out all day I have some Mountain Dew goin' on.
Guy: ...Nice!
by Shay M Vizzle August 18, 2008
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Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.
I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.
by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021
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Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice
by Blackvolgger August 28, 2019
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Sweat between a woman's boobs. Feels really disgusting, especially when wearing a sports bra.
I've been running for almost an hour now in 90 degree heat. I've got mountain dew dripping down to my stomach.
by sillyrabbit90 September 22, 2008
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