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monthly blood sacrifice

1. Slang for 'period', when a woman's uterus is 'shedding', and preparing for having a baby.
**made up names**

Kendall: "Delilah can you just shut up? I'm on my... Monthly blood sacrifice!!!"
by みすりす September 22, 2022
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Mothlegged

An adjective used to describe an unintelligent and dull person. The term comes from an old European insult describing someone as being "so stupid that he could not even stop a moth from eating off his entire leg". The term was first used by the Dutch poet Simon Vestdijk in a poem that was published in a local Newspaper in 1889 and later in a published collection of poems the following year.
"Markus has is incompetent at everything. He's such a mothlegged dunce."
by jollow2500 April 11, 2023
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manly monthly

when a man is acting like a woman who is on their period
He's being a b***, maybe he's on his manly monthly.
by wordsilearnfromkids May 17, 2016
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Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron
SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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monthly mouthful

sucking a guy off once a month for his oxy script.
Cole went and got his monthly mouthful from Dave to finance his lifestyle.
by jdc685 June 5, 2015
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monthly visit from Aunt Flo

A girl's period
I'm going to have to take a rain check on going swimming because of my monthly visit from Aunt Flo.
by Backwoodsnorthernboy March 12, 2012
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Monthly Duty Cycle

An absolute lie about how many pages your printer can print in a month. Take this number, divide it by 20, and that's what you can actually print per month without destroying your printer.
Pat: Our new printer has a Monthly Duty Cycle of 300,000 pages!

Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?
by Sotally October 14, 2009
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