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Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.
The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.
by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009
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Moonification (Moonify)

This can go to the moon.
This coin will Moonification (Moonify) , if you buy.
by Riogwapo April 27, 2025
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The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
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Modificationitis

Modifcation + itis = modificationitis:
Modificationitis is a disease mostly found in car tuners. The virus can have severe trauma on the infected person financial situation. People who dump hundreds and thousands of dollars into there car to set them apart from other are classified with this disease.
Cashier: You just brought an intake and exhaust yesterday.
Buyer: Yeah I know but I need more power. How about that turbo kit
Cahier:Okay that will be 3000.00
Buyer:Okay I'll take it.
Buyer: Also I need some 19 inch Axxis wheels
Cashier: Okay that will be 2000.00
Buyer: Heres my bank card
Cashier: Credit or Debit
Buyer: Debit
Cashier: You dont have enough
Buyer: Credit then
Cashier: You've got the mod bug bad. You've got modificationitis
by Erik aka Red November 10, 2007
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Modification

When you break some of your home boys shit but dont wanna have to replace it
Rycky: "Ethan you big fat fuck you broke my couch, you owe me $300"
Ethan: "Naah homie, I made a modification to it, you actually owe me"
by FatGreasyBastard May 29, 2018
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Hornification

The act of increasing the traits associated with the Horn of Africa, or its inhabitants, called Horners or Cushites.
The Hornification of our nation is a form of nationalism
by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2019
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manification

Manification is the process of turning into a dog as a result of kissing your dog
“Whoa did you see that lady?”
“Yeah she’s totally manificating!”
“That’s why I don’t kiss my dog!”
“Manification is gross, dude”
by PATHAGERUS February 25, 2023
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