monotexter

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot

example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................

by that guyyyy October 1, 2010

Mapoti

Pronounced mah-po-tee
YouTuber Ryan Higa made an acronym. It stands for Most Annoying People On The Internet

Jack: That mapoti keeps hating on my videos
Will: Again
Jack: Yep

Jack: That mapoti keeps spamming my videos!
Will: Again?
Jack: Yep, again.

by IKnowALot4Real March 12, 2017

moot sauce

Discharge out of a moot vagina
If a gril is exited or has a wet pussy 'moot sauce '

That shelia last nite had some heavy duty moot sauce

by President of the PMC May 26, 2018

Molotov

Crazy Mexican band, who's debut album Donde Jugaran Las Niñas? "Where Will the Little Girls Play?" was banned in both Mexico and Spain for it's lyric attacking the Mexican government. Often compared as a Mexican version of Rage Against The Machine.

Puto doesn't make fun of Gay people it's makes fun of people who can't stand up for themselves.

Molotov's best songs:
Polkas Palabras
Step Off
Apocalypshit
Undertow
Let It Roll
No Manches Mi Vada
Frijolero
Amatuer
Que no te haga bobo Jacobo
Voto Latino
Gimme Tha Power
Matate tete
Puto
Quitate que masturbas

by Will-3rd May 10, 2005

powerpoint monotonics

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.

whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

by geek.neo May 6, 2010

Bartelstone moot court

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.

You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

by Brad Green July 28, 2008

Molotov Cocktail

A glassbottle filled with flammable substance and some form of fuse. To be used as a weapon (anti-tank).

Most commonly fuel and a rag soaked with something flammable. The rag will burn and clog the bottle's neck so that the flame spreads only when the bottle is broken (thrown at the target).

Named and made famous by Finns in the Winter War (1939-1940). Name comes from the Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav Molotov who claimed in a radio broadcast that the Soviet airplanes dropped food to Finland during the war (instead they actually dropped RRAB-3 clusterbombs which the Finns comically named Molotov's bread baskets.) The Finns then decided to name the bottle they effectively used against Soviet tanks 'Molotov Cocktail' to go with "the food".

Nowadays used mostly by rioters and hooligans against the police. Also used in arsons.

Throw a Molotov Cocktail to the tank's air-intake to make it's engine stop!

by Shrewd Bone December 1, 2009