moose

large deer like animal very slow and dim witted
also used for an insault
ah look over there, a moose

ah u stupid moose you dont know what ur doing!!!
by RANDOM-ZERO August 26, 2005
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a slang for the female genitalia, getting its use from the internal female reproduction organs resembling a moose or some other type of horned creature.
oh my gosh, the female reproduction totally resembles a moose!
by dinosaur16 September 20, 2010
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a big dumb ass that mooches off you, loves the soul pole, drinks all of your beer and then wants a ride home. example (Tim that lives in cincinnati)
That fucking moose drank my last beer.
That moose likes giving rusty trumbones for bus tokens.
by ricky323 May 01, 2006
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Semantic shift of its primary meaning (as in the animal)
An alternative of:
idiot
n00b
pleb
prat
cvnt
twat
twunt
dowie
someone who is a growler (woof)

When used positively:
mate

Background Info:
Originally used by OSBK and SMBK as an insult to eachother.
Has been reputed that it is also used on the popular MMORPG World of Warcraft.

S: Oh my dayz your such a moose!!!
O: No! Your a moose!

S: Oi none, did you hear about P? He's such a moose man.
A: Allow.

J: Alright moose? you cool?
S: Not too bad thanks.

T: OMD can't believe that huntter didn't use his pet! What a moose!
E: lol did you see his speccs!? What a moose.
by smbk June 23, 2007
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a moose is the largetest member of the deer family so naturally it has the lagest tallywacker
you, you are a moose
by sir cock-a-lot January 02, 2004
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moose iS definitly the best game EVERRRRR. my friends and i have moose partys and just go to town and play moose all the time.
for instructions look at the definintion below.
thank yuou so much to whoever made the moosssseeee game.
i love ITTT.
a great song is moose it goes:
"da moose da moose he like to drink juice"
or
"da moose is swimming in the water swimming in the water where did he go where did he go he DECOMPOSED!"
MOOSE is a fantastic game
play at:
party
in town
with your close friends
(THE GAME MOOSE)
by DA MOOSE LOVA July 11, 2006
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someone that has an attractive head but a bad body. with a moose you hang the head on the wall and not the body.
person: hey what do you think of that chick

2nd person: ah she's a fair moose
by chicekn April 11, 2010
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