Jizz-Moper

He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...

Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.

by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010

mooter

the crotch region of a man (man cooter)

That bread theivin' biznatch socked me right in the mooter!

by Breasticle Festival June 22, 2006

mopperizer

A wave of mippies sent specifically to take down and eliminate moppie

Moppie has gone out of control... send in the mopperizer

by 00accord44 June 23, 2006

Mississippi Mopper

The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.

Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"

Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"

by ChromeCock April 7, 2017

Dicky Mopper

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

moppery

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002