a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007
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Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.
Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
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A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)
by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006
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by SoJokes December 28, 2010
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Get the crimson moustache mug.A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".
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