Milwaukee Monsoon

n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.

"Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"

by Jables McGrables November 4, 2006

sex monsoon

Sex Monsoon the opposite of a Sex Draught

last weekend was a total sex monsoon,
I screwed 8 bitches

by bryce xmas August 9, 2006

Rangoon Monsoon

The diarreal-downpour effect that results from overconsumption of low-quality Chinese food.

hey man, wanna go play some basketball?

No way brah, I just got back from the Golden Palace.... think I've got a Rangoon Monsoon brewing

by Gary Lopez November 14, 2014

DooDoo Monsoon

a big tidal wave of shit

Uh Oh, look out for that tidal wave!
Thats not a tidal wave, that's a DOODOO MONSOON

by DeckTheHallsBrubby November 26, 2018

The Monsoon

Whilst fucking a female, the male removes his penis from inside the woman, and when she turns around in surprise, the male simultaneously vomits and urinates on the woman's face, simulating monsoon type weather and rendering her completely soaked.

"Dude, did hear what Chad did to Jessica last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he gave her the monsoon."
"Knarly bro."

by JardyBoy October 3, 2018

gorilla monsoon

First, prior to the “encounter,” shave off your pubes and save them in a bag. Then, while receiving a blowjob and at the moment of orgasm plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasm at the same time making her shoot her sperm through her nose (like a white dragon). Then take some pubes out of the baggie and throw them in her face (like a gorilla face) and yell “Gorilla Monsoon!” This is a tribute to the late wrestler/commentator.

We got back from the arena and this chick was all up on my nuts. I let her take the trip and gave her the Gorilla Monsoon. She probably won't be back...

by Captain_America July 30, 2007

French Monsoon

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka

a French Monsoon, was left on the carpet from last night.

by dan f September 29, 2006