Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 14, 2018

Negro monocle

Cell phone earpiece with dangling cable and bulbous volume control / microphone, resembling a monocle.

Check out hommie with the negro monocle, who he get at?

by Master Christ St. John July 29, 2008

Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep

i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown

by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009

top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010

French Monocle

When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.

Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?

Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.

by The Guy who likes gerbils April 15, 2009

owl monocle

the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground

drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!

sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!

drew: hah-crap

Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!

Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap

Sam: haha sucks

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003