The presupposition that all people practice monogamy or serial monogamy as the only acceptable relationship definitions.
I saw this shirt that was all about family diversity, and it had straight couples and gay couples and single parents on it, but none of the families had more than two parents. Total mononormativism.
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Get the Mononormativism mug.When you convince yourself that an event occurs regularly and is norminal, but it has only happened once.
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A medical condition where a dude is missing one of his nuts. It’s exclusive to men for obvious reasons.
people with monorchism usually had their other testicle removed at birth through surgery, probably because it was under-developed or because it didn’t descend from the body properly.
Some people go a considerable part of their life unaware of their condition,
sometimes they might not know it even IS a condition; thinking that boys just
naturally have one ball.
Not to be confused with Monarchism, which is an ideology involving a monarchy. Kings and queens and stuff like that.
people with monorchism usually had their other testicle removed at birth through surgery, probably because it was under-developed or because it didn’t descend from the body properly.
Some people go a considerable part of their life unaware of their condition,
sometimes they might not know it even IS a condition; thinking that boys just
naturally have one ball.
Not to be confused with Monarchism, which is an ideology involving a monarchy. Kings and queens and stuff like that.
1. Jim was born with one of his testies the size of a pea, which had to get it cut out after he was born. He didn’t know about this until he was fourteen, and until then whenever he drew penises inside of his textbooks he drew them with a single, lonely nut dangling from it.
2. Adolf Hitler was said to have monorchism, although this is just a rumor and nobody has been able to prove it.
2. Adolf Hitler was said to have monorchism, although this is just a rumor and nobody has been able to prove it.
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Paul: Yea, it's in my room I'll get it now.
Paul: Yea, it's in my room I'll get it now.
by bantermerchant August 7, 2009
Get the mondorschte mug.When an individual is held down against their will whilst an agressor positions his buttocks either side of the poor soul's nose. The "crack" is then rubbed up and down the face in a straight line, mimicing the movement of a monorail.
The group thought it would be funny to take Ed down a peg or too, so they held his arms and legs in order to allow Rhodri to monorail him.
by Benjamin Shrewpert November 28, 2006
Get the monorail mug.A term to describe the passing around of a drink (usually alcohol) in which everyone's mouth drinks from the same opening. This is very common in situations where people are looking to drink fast and don't have the luxury of cups.
The term is derived from the disease Mononucleosis (mono), otherwise known as "the kissing disease." Which is transferred by saliva from an infected person to the lucky recipient.
Monorail is also taken from other phrases such as "jump on the band wagon." However, this mode of transportation is a one railed train first invented in the early 1900s.
The phrase then is said to cue someone to take a drink, while joking that they going to get mono because another person, or many, have already drank from it.
The term is derived from the disease Mononucleosis (mono), otherwise known as "the kissing disease." Which is transferred by saliva from an infected person to the lucky recipient.
Monorail is also taken from other phrases such as "jump on the band wagon." However, this mode of transportation is a one railed train first invented in the early 1900s.
The phrase then is said to cue someone to take a drink, while joking that they going to get mono because another person, or many, have already drank from it.
by TheJester108 July 30, 2011
Get the Monorail mug.When you get an old guy (preferably my g-pa) throw him on the ground and have him take a dump upwards like a train moving at high speed, and as the shit is coming upwards grab a condom and shove it over that then ram it in your ass like a monorail train thing.
SIDE NOTE: Lube might be helpful.
SIDE NOTE: Lube might be helpful.
So last Christmas instead of giving grandpa the train set he's always been dreaming for, we performed a nice long monorail instead!
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