monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.

"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"

by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003

monkeyshine

A poor detail job on a vehicle.

Man, I can't believe I payed for this monkeyshine on my ride.

by Static_Friction July 23, 2006

Monkeyitis

Noun - Pathology.

A reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite sex who are not available for a relationship.

Also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.

Origin - 2000s; English: Monkey + itis.

"What happened to that girl you liked?"

"Yeah, well, it was going well until 'Monkeyitis' struck again"

"Ah shit man, that's tough".

by Monkey1991 December 27, 2009

monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.

Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!

by Danyourman January 9, 2009

monkeybutt

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!

Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!

by brittany November 21, 2003

monkeyshining

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

by Ali February 24, 2005

monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005