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monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis
I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk
by Jittabugz January 20, 2023
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monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.
That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.
by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020
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Operation Monkeyballs

When playing any online first person shooter and you tea bag your kill until they return to kill you
Guy 1: Dude, I got killed and when I got back to kill him, he was tea bagging me still!

Guy 2: Man, he performed Operation Monkeyballs
by Orphaned Penguin January 5, 2011
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monkeybutter

(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).
1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!

2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
by affidavid April 23, 2006
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monkeybutton

Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH
John was licking Mary and started pressing her monkeybutton, she went apeshit.
by Buzzie July 27, 2006
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monkeyboy

Monkeyboy sets his alarm-clock so he can be up in time for the morning gridlock. He wouldn't want to miss his dead-end 9-5 job and the 3 hours a day he spends in traffic.
by Dave1234 August 12, 2006
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monkeybox

Anyway, I guess I should get back on the monkeybox, boss needs this TPS report by 5.
by OwenP October 11, 2007
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