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monkeyfoozle

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.
Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!
by Komadori March 13, 2005
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monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!
my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!
by Skuld April 12, 2007
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monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.
"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!
by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010
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monkeynoodle1

monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
by Bleepblob July 7, 2021
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Monkeypox

A nasty disease that causes big sores and primarily spread by the promiscuous LGBT community.
I guess they didn't learn their lesson in the 1980s/1990s, so here comes Monkeypox to remind the gays to have safe sex.
by FrankieSanz July 25, 2022
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Monkeypox denial

The STD clinic director and gay activists deny any correlation between gay anal sex and monkeypox cases.
Monkeypox denial: The STD clinic director and gay activist declared that there is no correlation between gay anal sex and the rise of monkeypox cases. They assert that homosexuals rarely get STDs and that the heterosexuals are responsible. The funeral directors thanked them for their profitable business.
by queensburykid August 22, 2022
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MonkeyPox

A disease spread by unhygienic and over sexualized homosexual men. It is curse of God against the immortal of the gays
Little Timmy went to school today and came back with monkeypox from his gay teacher. The gay diseases is all over little Timmy's anus and mouth now. The teacher was just let out for sexual assault on bail reform.
by Factzteller August 14, 2022
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