The Modified Halvie

Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.

Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.

J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"

Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"

J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"

Phantom: .....

by Ze PHanom June 3, 2013

Modified Goodman

Greasy Sex Position:

When you and your bitch are lubed up in the backseat of your car trying to fuck. Key word "Trying"

Hey I got extra virgin olive oil and my dads Camaro. Wanna do the Modified Goodman in the backseat?

by BicBoi161616 February 28, 2018

modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.

There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.

by cyan May 9, 2022

modified modifaka

When an African calls you a motherfucker.

"Do you know da wae, you modified modifaka?"

by jiggysaw17 July 11, 2022

genetically modified oscar

An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.

Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.

by The original el chapo June 8, 2018

pre-modified

is permablend pre-modified

is permablend pre-modified

by songvley May 10, 2021

Modify

To change an object so as to customize its use to fit your needs, such as taking out a set of P90 pickups on a guitar and replacing them with Mini Humbuckers.

Jim: "Bruh why's your car so loud?"
Bob: "I had to modify it to sound badass!"

by That_crazy_moron May 15, 2019