Mouth Sand-Trap

When one chokes from having cotton mouth after eating dry ass Austin Toasty Crackers with Penut Butter. (Usually when no water is present)

Those crackers Joe gave me were a mouth sand-trap and I almost died because I had no water and a severe cotton mouth.

by Jd__Cg August 16, 2016

mouth holster

verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.

a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"

by the_dutch_fist September 16, 2008

Mouth Puff

When you take a short drag off a cig or joint but don't inhale the smoke.

No, I didn't inhale... it was just a mouth puff!

by JayArr January 13, 2009

mouth deuce

To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.

Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.

I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.

I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.

by ADKat8 June 30, 2010

mouth lube

The natural viscous substance that secretes from the glands of a sexually promiscuous woman during oral sex. It's primary use is to actively lubricate between mouth and penis, with a secondary purpose being utilized to aid in the breakdown of food during eating.

The porn fluffer was fired from her job after performing her duties without sufficient mouth lube.

by PinknPervy August 19, 2021

Mouth Boy

Mouth Boy

Andrew Samuels is a Mouth Boy

by Gerald Douglas April 16, 2019

mouth cheese

White build up at the side of your mouth when talking for to long

"omg dude, chris has loads of bad mouth cheese hangin off his lips last night"

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008