Dick-Mitzvah

1. A gay bar-mitzvah.

2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.

3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.

Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?

Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.

Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...

by ReptarRodney April 24, 2011

Mac Mitzvah

It is the ceremony that takes place when a person enters into "MacHood". They are no longer bound by PC, Windows, Android, etc. It is properly known as "Mac Mitzvah".

When one purchases a Mac and gets rid of any other type of computer he/she may own. They should have a party celebrating this. It would be known as a "Mac Mitzvah"

by Mac Mitzvah February 14, 2012

black mitzvah

a party that a black person has when they turn 13 because they are jealous of all their jewish friends.

Taylor, an African-American at my school, had a black mitzvah on her 13th birthday.

by ialwayshaveahardon June 11, 2006

fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.

Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!

by The Real Driller December 9, 2020

Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.

Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!

by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014

Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

Bar mitzvah

Bar mitzvah - Noun- Smoking a ton of weed. First used by red in the pineapple express when he said to saul "bar mitzvah hit it up dude".

Yo i just had the biggest bar mitzvah last night, I could barley see when i woke up this morning.

by Donttouchmydrumset March 25, 2010