Mitch

A male bitch, similar to an asshole.

He speaks his mind and is very sarcastic, but he continues to have a lot of friends.

"He got pissed and told me off! He's being such a Mitch today."

by Bromance1 October 16, 2013

Mitch

A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.

A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form.
The Mitch is White.
Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!

by qwertyuiokiugydresdfghjklmjhug July 17, 2017

Mitch

An amazing person who is sexy. He is really funny and is guaranteed to tease you a lot but it's funny.He can be an idiot . You can count on them to make you laugh and make you happy. A mitch is the most special person ever.

What's your name.... Mitch:D

by Sidnao June 17, 2011

Mitching

A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.

Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!

by I<3toMITCH June 25, 2010

Mitch

Mitch Is A Name For Super Awesome People

Dude 1 - Did You See That Guy
Dude 2 - He Was So Mitch

by MeIThinks June 13, 2009

Mitch

Noun - Eponymous with 'bitch'. Someone who exhibits female tendencies, a reluctance to have fun, or to engage in group activities, such as drinking.

Verb - To Mitch - to act in such a way that you miss out on an activity, make yourself seem less masculine, or generally cancel your previously-made plans.

Noun - "Randy, Stop being such a raging "Mitch""
Verb - "I can't believe Zach "mitched" out on watching the game"

by AussieMan September 24, 2013

Mitching

The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.

John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.

by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011