misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

by wobotron January 15, 2010

mister positivity

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

fatal misery

Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks

Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details

Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement

by I miss my bunny March 7, 2014

gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.

Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020

Mister November

Nickname for Chase Utley of the Philadelphia "Phillies" who on November 2, 2009 hit his 5th homerun in World Series with New York Yankees to tie previous "Mister October" numbers put up by Reggie Jackson. Chase has either one or two games more to BEAT the RECORD and those damn Yankees, the team of my childhood.

When Chase Utley hit two homeruns in a game for the second time in the 2009 WORLD SERIES between the Phillies and the Yankees (game 1 and game 5); he earned the nickname "Mister November".

by jim christ November 3, 2009

miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch

What's wrong with you, your such as miserbitch

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Misery Wank

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.

I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!

by Kingbot December 30, 2008