slot mishap

An unfortunate or unusual accident/occurence during the penetration part of sexual intercourse that usually results in some sort of splitting pain usually caused by recklessness or carelessness.

While the married couple were having sexual intercourse, a slot mishap occured that cut the fun short.

by Leafs11&Sewchinator November 3, 2006

mispaste

To accidentaly paste sth. on the wrong window/place in the computer or Internet.

Oh damn! I mispasted, and now my girlfriend knows what I looked for in the Internet!

by garbus February 28, 2009

Misappeared

When you have lost or can't find someone or something. Can't locate an item. Something or someone has gone missing or has disappeared.

My car keys have mysteriously misappeared.

Where did that guy you came with go? He must of done a misappearing act.

Where are your shoes? They were here a minute ago and now they have misappeared!

by Rockwoman November 27, 2012

lemon mishap

pissing yourself in public or in privacy.

my son had a lemon mishap

by REMEMBER ........... MEEEEEEEE June 3, 2015

Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 11, 2016

Flyover Mishap

A catastrophic man-made disaster in a “flyover” state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Pete’s inaction and who support Trump and conservatives

The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as “Flyover Mishap”.

by Mil3druid4 February 17, 2023

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022