mispap 

To misalign pelvic thrusts durring sex while each individual is listening to their own music through earbuds

while listening to my favorite Nine Inch Nails music, my girlfriend and I began to mispap because of her Country music.

mispap by Soundbrew July 15, 2015

mishapocalypse 

A 2013 tumblr April Fool's Day prank for which thousands of tumblr users changed their icon to the same photo of Misha Collins and endlessly reblogged said photo and manipulated thousands of gifs, soundfiles, posters, photos and screencaps to contain reference to the OVERLORD. All tumblr users not affiliated to the Misha's minions or Supernatural fandom were extremely alarmed but unable to escape.

Misha #1: ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD
Misha #2: PRAISE BE TO MISHA
Misha #3: REBLOG FELLOW MINIONS
Misha #4: REBLOG ALL THE MISHA
Misha #5: THE MISHAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH
Random blogger: HELP WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT ESCAPE
Random blogger #2: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED VERY FUN APOCALYPSE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

mishapocalypse by TheWuzzy April 1, 2013

Handshake Mishap 

When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.

Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.

Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.

Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.

Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?

Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.

Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?

Guy 1: No I totally blanked!

Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.

Handshake Mishap by JSnoop September 23, 2011

Mishapocalypse 

Worse than the apocalypse

The whole world is taken over by Misha Collins and his fans

Teacher: Dd you do your homework?
Misha Collins Fan: No, It was the Mishapocalypse

Meanwhile a non Misha Collins fan probably wouldnt make it to school because they are too busy cowering, scared in a corner.

Mishapocalypse by Misha, just like everyone else April 1, 2013

Mishapocalypse 

The event on Aprils 1st, 2013, when all the Mishamigos (and Misha's Minions) changed their icon/avatar to a specific picture of Misha. This has been spread to many websites, and has elicited an interesting reaction from non-mishas. On this day, every Minion and Mishamigo is Misha, and must refer to each other as such. Gender (or lack of) and race do not matter.

I am Misha.

You are misha.

We are all Misha.

Misha: Greetings, Misha.
Misha: Good day, Misha.
Misha: Do you have news on the Mishapocalypse, Misha?
Misha: Yes, in fact, I do, Misha. It is going well. We have converted several billion people/accounts to Misha.
Misha: Good. Continue with the good work, Misha.

Mishapocalypse by winchesterboys April 1, 2013

Mishapocalypse 

The Mishapocalypse is the day where tumblr users unite as one -- one Misha.

Their brave hearts reblog and like every post.

Some don't like it, and they unfollow.

But, us Mishas stick together --

Through the thick and thin.

Embrace the Misha.

Feel the Misha.
Become one with the Misha!

Tumblr User 1: Hey, have you heard about the Mishapocalypse?

Tumblr User 2: Yeah dude that's so annoying

Tumblr User 1: We're not friends bye

Mishapocalypse by Aiden Strider April 1, 2013

mistap 

when you mistakenly tap a button on your phone and something gringey might follow...

one: bro, why did u send me your nudes..?!
two: sorry bro, it was a mistap

mistap by cpntm November 5, 2017