minger

a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down

God that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

minked

adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.

"pj got minked last night.. his boxer mix was looking pretty fly tho"

by $mora September 20, 2016

miner diet

diet consisting of eating nothing for an extended period of time with the intention of losing weight. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other diet.

Mike: Dude, did you see how much weight Matt lost?

Nate: Yea man... He must have been on the miner diet because he was fat a month ago.

by freshness guaranteed September 5, 2010

Trapped Chilean Miner

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

Big Mommy milkers

The best way to say big boobs

She has some big mommy milkers

by Biggest mommy milkers April 22, 2021

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

Minke

a Minke is one of the sweetest people on the planet and RADIATES happiness. She for some reason can NEVER stop laughing, and it's contagious too :). Hang out with her for ten minutes and you'll have about ten inside jokes. Quite popular, and though she doesn't believe it she DEFINITELY gives off 'main character vibes'.

Damn I think I'm in love with Minke.
Have you seen the girl working at the library!? She's definitely a Minke, you can't miss her.

by 47hsib_yriaf July 7, 2021