Gormless Minger

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies

Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same

by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021

celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.

"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013

Chilean Miner

During oral sex, where the giver stays at the bottom of your shaft so long, you'd swear she plans to stay there until Christmas.

Does she like to give blow jobs? Oh yeah, that Betty is real Chilean Miner.

by Belfry September 3, 2010

minner

a midnight dinner

I'm so hungry! You wanna go grab some minner?

It's almost 12 AM. Gotta get some minner soon.

by Toby Sanchez February 9, 2015

mingeringo

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.

by Erich ULner October 17, 2006

Minjury

1. An injury caused to your vagina, either by sex or due to trauma.

2. Or an injury caused by sex.

1. Example of injury (minury) caused by sex such as ripping or bruising. By trauma: for example whacking your fanny against the corner of a table.

2. An injury (minjury) caused by sex, could include bruised thighs etc

by BlueBelle2662 March 14, 2009

Miner's Stew

The dirty remnants on a male penis upon withdrawing from the anus after thoroughly ass mining one's partner.

Carl told his girlfriend to prep her ass better next time before letting him mine and plunder her bung. The last time produced way too much miner's stew to his liking.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015