anti-Midas touch

as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.

coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.

Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.

by Harry Day December 23, 2009

Midhat

Midhat is a name given to boys or girls. The person is usually very mannered and sweet,they tend to have gorgeous long hair if they're girls. They are also very nurturing and passionate. They make great spouses and are very versitile. are usually very attractive because Midhat means "Praise" in Urdu. The name is very rare and unique just like the person it's given to.

Oh Midhat? She's so pretty!

by BEAMSMI December 22, 2012

Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

by Socratittiess February 5, 2010

midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.

That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!

by themidnightsnackerherself February 20, 2011

Midnight high

Feeling high after 12 AM even when you didn't do drugs. This is probably caused by tired-ess because of lack of sleep.

I'm so midnight high, I'm reading my boyfriend facebook like pages over the phone.

by xREBELLIOUZxROSEx June 28, 2011

Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

by jfont April 20, 2021

Midnight Shuffle

When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.

Dude. I woke up to a noise last night and caught you doing the midnight shuffle.

by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016